My Brain Just Did a Thing...

Okay, so, like, I was thinking about the internet, right? And how it's just, like, a giant pile of... stuff. And then I remembered I made these two things.

First, there's this hole. Like, a portal.
https://hashim-ali.work/???

You click it, and BAM! You're somewhere else. It's like, a surprise party for your browser. But, like, a weird surprise party. You know?

And then, there's this game.
https://hashim-ali.work/theforgottengame.html

It's, like, a game I'm making. Or, trying to make. Or, thinking about making. It's... complicated.

Important Thing:

Don't open the devtools. Seriously. Just... don't. Trust me. There's a... thing. A surprise. A bad surprise. Or a good surprise? I forget. But don't.

Random Thoughts I Had While Trying to Remember What I Was Doing:

• Do fish know they're wet?
• If you rearrange the letters in "anagram," it's... an anagram.
• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
• Is time a river, or a flat circle? Or is it like, a really long, twisty noodle?

Existential Question of the Day:

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? But also, does the internet even exist if we aren't looking at it?

Story Time (ADHD Edition):

So, there was this squirrel, right? And it was trying to bury a nut. But then it saw a shiny thing, and it was like, "Ooh, shiny!" And then it forgot about the nut and started chasing the shiny thing. But then it saw a bird, and it was like, "Bird!" And then it forgot about the shiny thing and started chasing the bird. But then... wait, what was I talking about?

Anyway, click the links. Or don't. Whatever. Just, like, try not to think about the void too much.

End of Whatever This Is...